astrobit:

i hope my neighbors know they live next to a celebrity

(via fatmatas11)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via perhapspicasso)

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

(Source: stability, via x-fernweh-x)

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via x-fernweh-x)

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

(via nymfeja)

rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

dancing alien gif

then wtf do u call this

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via death-by-lulz)

refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

(Source: trashboat, via x-fernweh-x)