gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

(via lifeofasidehoe)

katbot:

constntheadache:

katbot:

Do you ever wish you could clone yourself and then date yourself.

FUCK NO

 Damn girl. Relax with your self-hate. 

Love yourself homie. Take bath. Smoke some pot.

(via si3rraaxo)

lasagnababy:

when your parents ask you how you did on a test

image

(via thefuuuucomics)

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…
oodmoodfood:

the-velvety-river:

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

boccchan:

candylandtimelord:

knoxtinymoons:

This is never not funny to me.

Its just the fact that many of us would pay 0.50 to get a kiss from death even if we knew we would die. Theres a beautiful awkwardness to it, but its so incredibly poetic too.

whats poetic about dying or suicide

THAT’S NOT DEATH IT’S A DEMENTOR THEY SUCK YOUR SOUL OUT THROUGH KISSING YOU HENCE THE KISSING BOOTH WHICH MAKES YOU A SOULESS BEING BUT NOT DEAD WHICH IS WORSE MAYBE IF YOU LOOKED BEHIND IT YOU’D SEE IT’S THE BLOODY WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER 

^ thank you!

hipsters gettin served
handsomedogs:

My handsome boy, Wesley. Blue Tick Coonhound X Lab

» http://missgambit.tumblr.com/post/100437609182/mickheymilkovich-bold-what-applies-to-you

mickheymilkovich:

bold what applies to you

Appearance:

  • i have blonde hair and blue eyes
  • i have red hair and hazel eyes
  • i’m very tall
  • my hair is really curly
  • i have brown hair and blue or green eyes
  • i have freckles
  • i have black hair and brown eyes

(Source: aryastakres)