what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
i don’t think aliens exist
then wtf do u call this